How Do Ikeep Doing This

The keyboard is literally on FIRE because some poor soul has been frantically smashing EVERY. SINGLE. KEY. trying to escape the black hole that is Vim! 😱 Notice how the Escape key is glowing red hot from desperation, while the ":wq" sequence (the actual way to save and quit) remains untouched in its pristine glory. It's the digital equivalent of being trapped in a room where the exit sign is written in ancient hieroglyphics while you're busy trying to headbutt through the walls! The sheer PANIC radiating from this keyboard is sending me into hysterics. The ultimate developer rite of passage - not knowing how to exit Vim and contemplating a career change mid-keystroke!

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The career progression of debugging in four panels: Junior dev: "Wrong! You're doing wrong bro!" - Screams at the code like it's a moral failing. Mid-level: "You have to adjust a bit" - Tries gentle persuasion, as if the code might respond to politeness. Senior-in-training: "You blind man!" - Resorts to insults when the bug persists. Senior dev: *silently pours entire can of energy drink into glass* - Has transcended verbal debugging for pure caffeine-powered persistence. The last "..." speech bubble says everything about the resigned acceptance that comes with experience. The product is the glass that's supposed to hold your code. No amount of shouting will fix a bug. Sometimes you just need to drown your sorrows in caffeine and keep going.