Fixing My Code Be Like

Content Stack Overflow users arguing for the effectiveness of a piece of code Me, reading them after copying and deploying that code to prod

Content GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH A MIX OF TERROR AND SATISFACTION THAT I DECLARE... I HAVE COMPLETELY FINISHED A SIDE PROJECT AFTER 26 YEARS OF WORKING WITH SOFTWARE PROGRAMMING imaflip.com

Content When you compile a script for the first time and it runs with O warnings and O errors If God exists, it's fucking me.

Content Code compiles: O Errors 1095 Warnings Wouldn't that make you NOT MY PROBLEM?

Ah, the classic onion analogy. After 20 years of staring at code, I can confirm this is painfully accurate. You start with "it's just a simple bug" and six hours later you're questioning your career choices while discovering the issue was actually caused by a dependency of a dependency of a library you imported three years ago. And yes, I've definitely had that moment of silent despair during a Zoom call when layer #17 of the debugging onion made me die inside. The only difference between debugging and onions? At least with onions, you eventually reach the center.

Content 99 LITTLE BUGS IN MY CODE; 99 LITTLE BUGS STAKE ONE DOWN; PAT LITTLE BUGS IN MY CODE