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Content 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 include string include iostream int main) double pi 3.141592653589793238; std::string message "The value of pi is: message pi; std::cout message std::endl; PROBLEMS OUTPUT DEBUG CONSOLE TERMINAL The value of pi is: Y

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The perfect intersection of coding obsession and relationship status! Developers telling their "girlfriend" they'll fix a bug while she sleeps is peak programmer self-delusion. The twist? She's just as imaginary as that clean solution you promised your team by morning. The real relationship is between you and that stubborn bug that's been ghosting your debugging attempts for three days straight. Your actual midnight companion? Stack Overflow and six variations of the same Google search.

Corporate logic at its finest! Why use battle-tested, free open source solutions when you can burn six months reinventing the wheel with extra bugs? Nothing says "enterprise quality" like rejecting perfectly good code because it wasn't invented here. The best part? When it inevitably fails, they'll hire consultants to implement the open source solution they rejected in the first place. Bonus points if they call it a "proprietary custom solution" in the shareholder meeting! 💸