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Cycles in family tree software Asked 8 years, 10 months ago Active 4 years, 8 months ago Viewed 231k times 1594 votes Locked. This question and its answers are locked because the question is off-topic but has historical significance. It is not currently accepting new answers or interactions. 560 I am the developer of some family tree software (written in C and Qt). I had no problems until one of my customers mailed me a bug report. The problem is that the customer has two children with their own daughter, and, as a result, he can't use my software because of errors

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