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Content Eng Error COMPRESS PNG WITH THE FORCE OF AN ELEPHANT The file size is too large: 2. png That's.. why i'm here ProgrammerHumor.

Content Debugging a horror game

Content When your serverless function returns a 500 internal server error Those bastards lied to me PS Express

Content UNLUCKY FELLA Logical errors compiler compiler SRGRATO

Content The six steps of debugging: 1) That can't happen. 2) That doesn't happen on my machine. 3) That shouldn't happen. 4) Why does that happen? 5) Oh, I see. 6) How did that ever work? Yesterday I reached step 6

This is peak programming education right here! A function called getRandomNumber() that just returns 4 with a comment claiming it was "chosen by fair dice roll" and "guaranteed to be random." The irony is delicious. It's like saying "I'll pick a random card from this deck" and then always grabbing the ace of spades while maintaining eye contact. The "!false" with "It's funny because it's true" is the chef's kiss of programmer humor. This is basically what happens when you ask a junior dev to implement a random number generator after they've had three energy drinks and zero sleep.