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Content Abbie AbbieEvansXO Old west saloon owner: make it so the floorboards don't creak when regular patrons walk in but do creak when a mysterious stranger walks in Carpenter: what roboticsappreciationsociety What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10 extra, then only new people who don't know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it. onlymollygibson Did... did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.

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Content He's making a database. He's sorting it twice. SELECT from contacts WHERE behavior 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town!

Ah yes, the classic "accidental SQL injection" presentation fail. Someone thought they were being clever highlighting the first letter of each CRUD operation, only to spell out a rather unfortunate four-letter word on stage. The presenter probably didn't notice until the snickering started from the back row. Nothing says "professional database lecture" quite like accidentally dropping an S-bomb in 72-point font. Bet that slide got updated faster than you can say "WHERE clause=embarrassment".

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