Living The Buzz Words At Work

Content All of you guys who are about to roast me alive Me who's been pronouncing SQL as "soliloquy" in my head while on this reddit

Content STOP USING DATABASES Data storage was not supposed to be serialized YEARS OF COLLECTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than a VECTOR Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called EXCEL "Yes please START TRANSACTION. Please use PREPARED STATEMENTS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CS engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all libraries and languages we built for them (This is REAL MySQL, done by REAL data scientists) ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like ';DROP TABLE users;-- please" They have played us for absolute fools

Content Udemy: Become Full Stack developer in 15 days Me After 90 days: vuva.krishna.memes Those bastards lied to me

Content Giulio Carrara Engineering Manager at Abstract Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly

Content Description X Prisoners In Finland Live In Open Prisons Where They Learn Tech Skills On The Ground Risto Paasivirta 6 months ago For your crimes i shall sentence you to a two year course of JavaScript. 16 27K G El 268

When a single question mark costs thousands, but developers are just nodding in solidarity. That feeling when your SQL query drops an entire database because you wrote DELETE FROM users; instead of DELETE FROM users WHERE id=?; and suddenly you're part of an exclusive club no one actually wanted to join. The "I destroyed production with a single character" fraternity has excellent company but terrible benefits.