The Secret Debugging Tool Amazon Recommends

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The Secret Debugging Tool Amazon Recommends

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Oh. My. GOD. The secret ingredient to mastering C programming has been EXPOSED! 💅 Apparently Amazon's algorithm has cracked the code that none of us were brave enough to admit - you can't possibly understand pointers without thigh-high striped socks! The correlation is UNDENIABLE, darling! $45.63 is a small price to pay for memory management expertise. Next time your code segfaults, ask yourself the REAL question: are your socks high enough? The "programming socks" meme is a whole underground culture I wasn't emotionally prepared to learn about today! *dramatically fans self*

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