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The classic corporate bait-and-switch! Manager gleefully announces "no more daily standups" like he's bestowing a gift from the heavens, only to reveal the true horror: writing detailed Slack messages every morning instead. The final panels show the developers' brilliant malicious compliance—using ChatGPT to auto-generate those meaningless status updates. This is peak modern workplace evolution: replacing a 15-minute meeting with an hour of typing, then automating away the busywork with AI. The circle of corporate life is complete. The manager thinks he's won, but the devs are playing 4D chess while he's still figuring out how to open Excel.

Content Don't be so sensitive! Case- Insensitive constants are deprecated as of PHP 73 RFC passed unanimously with 39 votes. wiki.php.netrfccaseinsen... 71618, 22:54 64 Retweets 109 Likes 17 Kevin Adler kadleribm 12h Replying to officialphp If you're deprecating case-insensitive constants, wouldn't you have to be more sensitive? (c 91 17 php.net y officialphp. 11h Dhp This is PHP, surely you didn't expect any sort of internal logical consistency. 17

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