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Nothing kicks your brain into high gear like the threat of financial ruin! This genius created the ultimate wake-up call by programming an AI to launch 100 premium EC2 instances at 6 AM daily. For the uninitiated, EC2 instances are Amazon's cloud computing servers that can cost hundreds of dollars per hour for the high-end ones. The sheer terror of potentially burning $500 per minute because you hit snooze one too many times? That's motivation no amount of coffee could ever provide. The cloud computing equivalent of putting your alarm clock across the room, except this one threatens to empty your bank account. The best part? "I haven't missed a day so far." Yeah, no kidding. Nothing says "rise and shine" like impending bankruptcy!

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The classic "too afraid to ask" situation but with a DevOps twist. This is that developer who's been nodding along in meetings for months while everyone discusses CI/CD pipelines, infrastructure as code, and Kubernetes clusters. Meanwhile, they're secretly googling "what does DevOps actually do" under their desk. It's like watching your coworkers enthusiastically discuss quantum physics while you're still trying to figure out how magnets work. The deployment pipeline is breaking? Just smile and say "must be a config issue" while internally screaming.

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