dockerizing tissue

The classic startup death valley in graph form! That awkward phase where your infrastructure can only handle a small number of free users, but you need WAY more paying users than that to break even. So you're just stuck in the middle, burning cash, praying for either viral growth or a merciful acquisition. It's the entrepreneurial equivalent of trying to cross a canyon with a jump that's juuuust too wide. Founders call this "the trough of sorrow" for a reason!

Content USER I HATE THIS PROGRAM! THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS WHO WROTE THIS WERE DUMBASSES! LANGUAGE DESIGNER IHATE THIS ENVIRONMENT! THE ENGINEERS WHO CREATED THIS SYSTEM WERE DUMBASSES! PHYSICIST MAN, FUCK GRAVITY 2010-2011 SOMETHINGOFTHATILK.COM PROGRAMMER IHATE THIS LANGUAGE! THE DESIGNERS WHO CREATED THIS LANGUAGE WERE DUMBASSES! ENGINEER IHATE BULDING THIS CIRCUTRY! THE PHYSICISTS WHO DISCOVERED THESE LAWS WERE DUMBASSES!

Content Glenn F. Henriksen henriksen When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

OMG, the LITERAL DEFINITION of Docker Compose in its most chaotic form! 😂 A truck with a van INSIDE it which has a CAR inside IT! It's like those Russian nesting dolls but for vehicles and with WAY more existential dread! This is EXACTLY what happens when you run that magical docker-compose up command - containers within containers within containers until your CPU starts sobbing uncontrollably. DevOps engineers looking at this be like "yep, that's my production environment on a Tuesday." The nested transportation nightmare is giving me PTSD flashbacks to that time I tried to debug my containerized microservices and found myself 17 layers deep questioning all my life choices!

The heroic tale of spending 3 weeks documenting your microservice architecture in Confluence with 47 diagrams and 12,000 words, only to discover your teammates haven't even clicked the link. Documentation in the wild: simultaneously essential and completely ignored. The digital equivalent of shouting architecture patterns into the void while your colleagues continue deploying to production with comments like "// will fix later" and "// don't touch this or everything breaks".

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