C++ programmers in this sub (except me, apparently):

Content "Yeah we use Java mainly here, but we're looking for someone to maintain our COBOL"

Content J Write a sarcastic email "congratulating" a tech CEO for executing layoffs. Subject: Congratulations on your latest accomplishment! Dear Tech CEO, I just wanted to take a moment to extend my sincerest congratulations on your recent success in executing layoffs. It takes a true leader to be able to make the tough decisions, especially when it means sacrificing the livelihoods of hardworking employees who have dedicated their time and effort to the company. It's truly inspiring to see someone in your position prioritize profit over people. I mean, who needs job security and financial stability when you have a booming bottom line, right? I'm sure all of the individuals who were let go will be grateful for the opportunity to improve their skills in the unemployment line. Keep up the great work. I can't wait to see what other brilliant ideas you have in store for the future. Best regards, Your Name

Content LOUDER LOUDER CROWDER Rust has the best compiler errors CHANGE MY MIND MADE WITH PIATA FARMS

Content Front-end Developer Job Company Full-time opportunity with the option of remote work. 80,000 - 100,000 per hour. Responsibilities include working closely with a back-end developer UIUX designer and building, testing, releasing user- facing code. HTML skills required. Date Posted: 031323 Remote Work Level: Option for Remote Location: Oslo, Norway 9 Job Type: Employee Job Schedule: Full-Time, Flexible Schedule Career Level: Experienced Travel Required: Yes, a lot ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content In case of fire 1. git commit 2. git push G 3. leave building