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Content And y'all keep saying C is faster than Python 1 J 5 El untitled 999989 999990 999991 999992 999993 999994 999995 999996 999997 999998 999999 1000000 Time taken: 78 seconds PROBLEMS OUTPUT 999994 999995 909996 999997 999998 999999 1000000 Time taken: 64 seconds PS C: Users Raj Dave TERMINAL Process finished with exit code 0 78 64; c is slower! JUPI