We Live In A Dystopian World Peak Irony

Nothing screams "corporate efficiency" quite like being told to use AI to boost productivity, then being asked to track metrics proving you're productive, only to have finance panic because the AI bill is now higher than the CEO's yacht maintenance fund.

It's the circle of corporate life: Management discovers shiny new toy → forces everyone to use shiny new toy → demands proof that shiny new toy works → realizes shiny new toy costs actual money → tells everyone to stop using shiny new toy. Meanwhile, you're just sitting there watching your Copilot subscription get yeeted while management argues about ROI in a 4-hour meeting that could've been an email.

The real kicker? You were probably writing perfectly fine code before any of this happened, but now you're caught in the crossfire of a budgetary circus where the only winner is the clown makeup industry.