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The AUDACITY of those four little words: "It should work now." 💀 The universal battle cry of a programmer who's spent 6 hours changing ONE SINGLE CHARACTER in their code and is now DESPERATELY praying to the coding gods that this time—THIS TIME—they've fixed the bug that's been haunting their dreams! Meanwhile, everyone knows those words are basically a summoning ritual for 17 new bugs to magically appear. It's the programming equivalent of saying "what could possibly go wrong?" right before EVERYTHING goes catastrophically wrong!

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The eternal optimism-to-despair pipeline of debugging. At 9 AM, we're all sunshine and confidence: "Just a quick fix, I'll be done before coffee gets cold!" Fast forward 14 hours, and you're still there, soul crushed, wondering why you didn't become a farmer instead. The best part? Tomorrow you'll do it all again with the same delusional enthusiasm. That "easy bug" is like quicksand - the more you struggle, the deeper you sink into Stack Overflow threads from 2011.

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