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ahmadaccino ahmadaccino Maintaining this 2M LOC C microservice is a nightmare. Inheritance hierarchies deeper than the Mariana Trench, SOLID principles nowhere to be found, and coupling tighter than a straightjacket. The architect? Probably off the grid, cackling at our misery. Refactoring is like open-heart surgery with a butter knife. Technical debt higher than the national deficit. Comments about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. Pretty sure this codebase is a government experiment to test the limits of human sanity.