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GASP! The absolute HORROR of discovering that YOU were the criminal mastermind behind that spaghetti-code monstrosity from last year! 😱 The sheer AUDACITY of past-you to write such atrocities and then VANISH into the night, leaving present-you to deal with the aftermath! It's like opening your code and finding a ransom note from your former self saying "Good luck figuring THIS out, sucker!" And the worst part? You can't even blame anyone else for this catastrophe! The villain was inside the house THE ENTIRE TIME!

Content DevOps Dan scripticles 3s IF everything I am hearing about Twitter is true and IF Twitter engineers are leaving en masse, then every developer out there should be praying that Twitter crashes within days ( 13 ) 1 17 DevOps Dan scripticles 1s If there is no significant system interruption at Twitter after their staff gets Thanos'd, it will spell bad news for every other engineering department across the globe because the executive are paying attention to what is happening here. (23) 17 DevOps Dan scripticles 1s If Twitter can survive with a fraction of their workforce, so can we, every other software company CEO will start to think. And the grasshoppers will start firing the ants. (33) 17

The juxtaposition between the elderly person in the image and "Marjorie, 27" is peak developer humor. Those asterisks around "love" are doing some heavy lifting—the universal syntax for "this variable contains pure sarcasm." Every developer knows that feeling when you're 3 weeks into debugging a race condition and your soul has aged 50 years. Your LinkedIn still says 27, but your git blame history has you looking like you invented COBOL.

Content No code coverage, no problems! Refactoring code without unit tests Looks like it's working! O BLV? Sir Crashalot

Ah, UserBenchmark—the Fox News of hardware reviews. This gem shows them "objectively" reviewing AMD's RX 9070-XT with all the neutrality of a scorned ex. They're basically saying "Sure, AMD might win some cherry-picked benchmarks, but their GPUs are basically expensive paperweights that cause more stutters than a nervous teenager asking someone to prom." The kicker? That 3% market share stat they pulled out of nowhere while conveniently ignoring that driver issues plague both AMD and NVIDIA. It's like watching someone with an Intel tattoo pretending to give unbiased advice. This is why we can't have nice things in tech journalism.

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