Nobody Has Itashard As Us

The five stages of code review grief, compressed into four panels. First, you're riding high on that dopamine rush when your code actually works. Next, you swagger into the senior dev's office like you've just solved P=NP. Then comes the inevitable soul-crushing "You did it wrong" feedback, followed by the final stage: complete existential collapse as you realize your approach was fundamentally flawed and those 8 hours of work were essentially a very educational waste of time. Classic senior dev move—they don't tell you HOW it's wrong, just that your entire existence as a programmer is questionable.

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Ah, the rare recursive error—when your error handler fails to handle itself! Instead of actual error messages, we're looking at the placeholder variables that should've been replaced with real content. It's like the app's exception handler threw an exception, then that exception handler also crashed. The digital equivalent of a fire truck catching fire on the way to put out a fire. Somewhere, a developer is frantically searching Stack Overflow for "how to debug the debugger" while questioning their career choices.

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The AUDACITY of John! 😱 Faced with the CRUSHING WEIGHT of 3 bugs, 2 features, and a meeting, our hero makes the most REVOLUTIONARY decision in software engineering history... he just goes to sleep! 💤 This is basically the programmer's equivalent of looking at a burning building and deciding to take a nap. Pure. GENIUS. While the rest of us are mainlining caffeine and having existential crises over semicolons, John has transcended the mortal plane of developer anxiety. We should all aspire to this level of emotional detachment from our Jira tickets!

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