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The four stages of debugging: contemplation, deeper contemplation, sudden epiphany, and immediate bathroom sprint. Because let's face it—the best debugging solutions always come when you're physically unable to implement them. It's like the universe's cruel joke that your brain waits until your butt hits the toilet seat to finally connect those neural pathways. Ten years into this profession and I'm convinced my best code is written in my head while staring at bathroom tiles. Should probably install a waterproof keyboard in there at this point.

That moment when you're mentally preparing for a complex algorithm to finish processing, only to realize you've been staring at a "Press any key to continue" prompt for the last 5 minutes. Your CPU is just sitting there at 0.1% utilization while your brain is at 100% wondering why nothing's happening. The rubber duck debugging method works great until the duck is silently judging your inability to read simple instructions.