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The fundamental laws of nature: eat, survive, reproduce. The fundamental laws of software: works in production, don't touch it again. Ever tried to recreate that weird bug that only happens in production but refuses to show up in your test environment? It's like trying to explain to your PM why something that worked yesterday suddenly doesn't—pure digital Darwinism. The code evolves to survive only in its native habitat, mocking our attempts to understand it. After 15 years of debugging, I've learned one truth: some bugs aren't meant to be reproduced, just documented with "fixed by unknown changes" and quietly closed.

Content Peter Ritchie Follow peterritchie MT: Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's C code and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error RETWEETS 1.410 FAVORITES 926 IMagers 5:55 PM - 16 Nov 2014 THAT'S THE EVILESTTHING I CAN IMAGINE

Content y-cruncher - A Multi-Threaded Pi-Program From a high-school project that went a little too far... By Alexander J. Yee (Last updated: January 29, 2017) The first scalable multi-threaded Pi-benchmark for multi-core systems... How fast can your computer compute Pi? -cruncher is a program that can compute Pi and other constants to trillions of digits. It is the first of its kind that is multi-threaded and scalable to multi-core systems. Ever since its launch in 2009, it has become a common benchmarking and stress-testing application for overclockers and hardware enthusiasts. -cruncher has been used to set several world records for the most digits of Pi ever computed. 22.4 trillion digits - November 2016 (Peter Trueb) 13.3 trillion digits - October 2014 ("houkouonchi") 12.1 trillion digits - December 2013 (Shigeru Kondo) 10 trillion digits - October 2011 (Shigeru Kondo) 5 trillion digits - August 2010 (Shigeru Kondo) ProgrammerHumor.i Shortcuts: Numberworld Home Records Set by y-cruncher Download y-cruncher redires Known Issues Benchmarks Fastest Times Algorithms FAQ Links Contact Me