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Content Til pandas HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW DEVELOPERS?

Content GENTLEMAN, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU TODAY I COPIED MY FIRST CODE FROM STACK OVERFLOW

Content Stack overflow is like when you were in class and vou'd ask the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" And instead of letting you they'd just say "can you?" And make you say "may " Except after you say "May I?" the teacher is like sorry, someone already asked five years ago And the bathrooms aren't even in the same fucking building as back then And some other teacher is like "Do you really have to go the bathroom or do you just think that'll solve your problem?" and sends you down a self reflective rabbit hole until you give up and piss yourself ProdrammerHumor.io

Content HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CSS? I HATE IT YOU'RE HIRED! Fullstack Developer Position

When Google thinks you're having an existential crisis, but you're just trying to fix your codebase! Merge conflicts—where Git basically says "I have no idea which version of this code to keep, YOU figure it out." Those dreaded red and green highlights that make you question your career choices. Google's algorithm has clearly been trained on developer tears, immediately offering the suicide prevention hotline as if to say, "We know what resolving merge conflicts does to a person's mental state." The psychological stages of a merge conflict: denial, anger, bargaining with git, depression, and finally just force-pushing to main when nobody's looking.

The eternal struggle between documentation readers and documentation avoiders! While one developer is frantically Googling, checking Stack Overflow, and reverse-engineering libraries, the other calmly points to the documentation that literally spells out the solution. It's the perfect encapsulation of two developer archetypes: the one who treats documentation as a last resort and the one who's discovered the ancient secret that documentation... actually contains useful information. Revolutionary concept! The final panel's deadpan "It's docs" is basically the programmer equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" - simple, obvious, yet somehow mind-blowing to those who never considered it.