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Content Pimples Blackheads? NUMBEROF PEOPLE WHO LEARN TO CODE USING A BOOK Zero Zero ZERO

Content codehustling Los Angeles, California Follow WAT IS CODING? codehustling 1 actually Coding G 30 googling errors 40 Debugging 9 staring at your colleagues screen 5 copypaste solutions from Stackoverflow 15 coffee breaks Do you guys agree?

Content HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CSS? I HATE IT YOU'RE HIRED! Fullstack Developer Position

The eternal struggle between documentation readers and documentation avoiders! While one developer is frantically Googling, checking Stack Overflow, and reverse-engineering libraries, the other calmly points to the documentation that literally spells out the solution. It's the perfect encapsulation of two developer archetypes: the one who treats documentation as a last resort and the one who's discovered the ancient secret that documentation... actually contains useful information. Revolutionary concept! The final panel's deadpan "It's docs" is basically the programmer equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" - simple, obvious, yet somehow mind-blowing to those who never considered it.

Content Things I have learnt from this subreddit as a non programmer - Users just do things that they are not supposed to do and It looks like they are purposely trying to break the code. - Legacy code is written and understood only by gods and they only way to convert it into modern code is to fucking write the thing from scratch. - Jobs require ungodly amount of experience. They want a full stack developer EVERY FUCKING TIME. - Senior devs have given up on life and they just do just enough to get their salaries. They work on production just for the thriller. - There is a communication gap between the client and the programmer just because of the fucking management. - You should never work on the main branch and push things to production but its the norm. - Debugging is staring at the code until it works again. - Programmers just copy and paste code. The only real programmers to ever exist are Terry Davis and some random people who maintain libraries that are responsible for doing math on every computer on the planet. - There is just some mystery code in every codebase that appears to do nothing but when removed sets everything in flames. It is usually commented "Don't touch". - If you ask anything on StackOverflow, Its a stupid question. - Sales teams tell the client that the devs can make everything happen even if its computationally impossible. - Its better to take 5 hours solving bugs rather than spend 5 minutes reading the documentation. Programmers don't have lives anyways. - If you are seeking to learn programming learn JavaScript. The next step is to find a new career

THE AUDACITY! This poor soul thought they were escaping the legal labyrinth only to land in the coding HELLSCAPE of Stack Overflow arguments, conflicting documentation, and StackOverflow answers from 2011 that somehow still work but nobody knows why! 💀 Traded one nightmare for another - avoiding legal jargon just to spend eternity debating whether tabs or spaces are superior while three different package managers fight to the death on your hard drive. The cosmic joke of career choices!