If Full Stack was a person

Just another day in the developer trenches. You write some code, it runs, but then someone asks you to explain how it works and suddenly your brain goes offline. The classic "I wrote it, but I have no idea why it works" syndrome. This is basically every Stack Overflow answer that starts with "I found this solution..." followed by code that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics to the person who pasted it in. The real programming skill is confidently copying code you don't understand and then acting surprised when it breaks in production.

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Nothing says "modern technology" like documentation that requires carbon dating. Microsoft's docs are so massive and outdated that archaeologists could study them as ancient artifacts. You start reading page 1 thinking you're learning something useful, only to discover by page 4,782 that the feature was deprecated three Windows versions ago. The real Microsoft developer experience: spending 6 hours searching docs only to end up copying code from Stack Overflow anyway.

Ah, the classic StackOverflow experience – where asking "How do I center a div?" gets you a lecture on the history of CSS box models and why your career choice is fundamentally flawed. The red background perfectly captures that power trip rush when someone with 200k reputation points descends from their throne to explain why your "trivial" question is actually destroying the fabric of programming society. Meanwhile, they're mentally positioning their chess pieces to checkmate your dignity. Just another day in developer paradise!

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