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Content Me: Do I need a semicolon? C: Yes. Python: No. Javascript: Well yes, but actually no

Content YEAH, O program in JAVA ust A help me please ive been stuck in this enterprise dev job for the past 5 years and I'm slowly deteriorating Vi this isn't a meme it's a legitimate call for help A

The ultimate programmer dad joke that makes CS professors chuckle smugly. In Boolean logic, !false (the logical NOT of false) evaluates to true . So technically, the statement "!false is true" is... well, true. It's like the programming equivalent of saying "the opposite of a lie is the truth" but with syntax that makes non-programmers stare blankly while developers snort coffee through their noses.

Content Started a new career as a Data Scientist recently. After years as a Java developer, it feels like a breath of fresh air. I now use Python. rProgrammerHumor always has memes about how slow it is at runtime. It can't be that bad, right? I write a Jupyter notebook to analyse some company data. Once I finish and run it, it takes 20 minutes to iterate through 11,000 rows of data. That was just the testing data, now I need to iterate over the actual data which has 400,000 rows.

Content 90s High school students after creating a static HTML website. Entripenur

Content Why should we learn HTML, PHP, javascripy etc to build a website, when there's tools like WordPress? 2 Follow 8 Request 000 More Answer 1 Answer Keral Patel, Webmaster Answered 21m ago It's just like, You should learn how to walk, run, jump, kick, do sit-ups etc even if there's a wheelchair which could take you anyplace you want. ProgrammerHumor