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Naming a child after spending a decade agonizing over variable names? Pure terror. The guy's already planning to name his kid 'i' – the universal loop counter that everyone understands but nobody explains. Ten years from now, the birth certificate will read "firstName = 'i'" with a comment that says "// Will refactor later" that never happens. And let's be honest, at least 'i' is better than 'temp1' or 'myAwesomeKid_final_FINAL_v2'.

Content Python is the easier language to learn. No brackets, no main. You get errors for writing an extra space

Content OH YEAH, BABY! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! TALK TO ME LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT! HTML is the best programming language THAT'S PERFECT!

Let's be honest—your CS degree taught you data structures and algorithms, but your actual programming career is just professional Googling with extra steps. Companies pretend they want you to memorize binary tree inversions, but what they really need is someone who can find that obscure Stack Overflow answer in record time. The real 10x developers aren't the ones who know everything; they're the ones who can craft the perfect search query to fix production at 3 AM. Maybe instead of whiteboard coding, interviews should just measure your Google-fu and how quickly you can find that one line fix for that dependency hell you're in.

Content WE'RE GOING TO USE AGILE THE WAYIT WAS ACTUALLY MEANT, RIGHT? RIGHT?

Content Danny Thompson DThompsonDev 5h V 1 am helping someone learn the basics on HTML, they are in my local community. As he made his first Hello, World! He was excited! Then said "ok, this is easy. What do I type to make the whole website? 'Hello,site!'?" Someone is about to be real sad. Lol 96 17 150 1,011