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Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should . This code is the programming equivalent of naming your twins "Twin1" and "Twin2" then wondering why they need therapy. Using keywords as variable names, declaring const const , setting 5 = 4 , and claiming 2 + 2 === 5 is true? This isn't just cursed code—it's the kind of abomination that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. Future maintainers will hunt you down. Not to ask questions, but for revenge.

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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of accidentally deleting your code instead of copying it! You're sitting there, heart PLUMMETING to your stomach, life flashing before your eyes, career LITERALLY OVER... and then you remember Ctrl+Z exists. Suddenly you're hugging your computer like this cat, whispering sweet nothings to your undead zombie code that just rose from the digital grave. The emotional rollercoaster from "I'M RUINED FOREVER" to "never mind teehee" happens in approximately 0.5 seconds. We've all been there, frantically petting our laptops in gratitude when the undo function saves us from our own chaotic fingers!