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When the news headline meets your actual code... Whoops! This brilliantly pairs a serious news article about SSN theft with what appears to be the culprit's actual implementation. That innocent little loop from 1 to 999999999 is just casually generating and emailing every possible Social Security number to "[email protected]." Nothing suspicious here, folks! Just your average day of accidentally committing federal crimes while trying to pad your GitHub contributions. The perfect balance of "I should probably delete my browser history" and "wait, did I push this to production?"

Content Now that the summer is over do you guys have any interesting intern stories (from either the intern perspective or vice versa? in CSCareerQuestions by blackjack95129 1 88 0 92 1d goingtocalifornia25 1 251 The other intern on my team had 1 commit for our project, I had 47. 22h Gyuudon 96 chadsexytime 57 HugeRichard11 50 ToastedFlapJacks 12 CE Student TuckFottenham 1 10 Intern, Amazon V PROchief 3 Ben1182367 238 22h For much of my time I was assigned no work, and then at the end of my employment I got berated by my boss for a good 15 minutes for not doing enough work. By then end of the summer I only had 1 commit on the whole project while my partner had like 50. Idk how he got so much to do.

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Content I'm thinking about changing my major from mechanical engineering to comp sci because the only thing I've learned is to google the answer only to find other people suffering from the same problem. 10:46 PM 9320 Twitter Web App ProdrammerHumor.io

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