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Remember when we actually knew how to code? Now we're just crawling helplessly on the floor when our IDE's autocomplete doesn't finish our sentences. "Oh no, I have to remember how to close my own brackets now!" The modern developer's equivalent of losing their glasses – suddenly blind to syntax errors and unable to remember if it's forEach or map without the friendly red squiggles to guide them. We've evolved from programmers to professional autocomplete managers.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of programming in a nutshell! 💸 Beginners stepping on that rake and BOOM - $50,252 mistake! Meanwhile, the "experts" are doing sick skateboard tricks and STILL managing to obliterate the budget in spectacular fashion! 💀 It's the universal truth of coding - whether you're a complete newbie or a seasoned pro doing kickflips with your keyboard, we're ALL just one semicolon away from financial catastrophe. The only difference? Experts make their expensive disasters look FABULOUS while doing it! ✨