You Are The Problem

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[text] WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND WELL THERES ONLY ONE WHY PRODUCTIVITY DEVELOPER ME. IS SO LOW. WE NEED TO PUT YOU AND IM PULLED INTO AH. ON A PERFORMANCE MEETINGS ALL DAY. I SEE. IMPROVEMENT PLAN. Comics about work. Made with lots of coffee. Work Chronicles Get the comics straight to your Inbox. Join the Newsletter. workchronicles.com

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