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Content The original elementary school. Found somewhere in Maine. Left: Optimized for minimizing traffic flow bewteen classes and material usage. Right: Also optimized for minimizing fire escape paths.

Content This guy is a software engineer, you can tell by his awesome estimation skills Ca

Content PATricK StaR I'm an administrator this file has admin lock So as an admin I should be able to modifv it so let me modify it Yup. Yup.- That makes sense to me. Access denied

Ah, the eternal civil war among programmers trying to get the size of something. Is it count() ? size() ? length ? sizeof() ? len() ? Every damn language and library decided to pick their own favorite, and now we're all just Spider-Men pointing at each other in confusion. Nothing says "I'm a seasoned developer" like muscle memory making you type the wrong size function in every language and then cursing under your breath when the IDE throws a red squiggly line. Consistency? In programming? That's a good joke!

Content BOSS "CAN YOU TAKE THIS TICKETS ME VES OFC, LOOKS LIKE AN EASTONE ME AFTER HAVING A CLOSER LOOKS Shouldn't have said that should NOT have said that.

Content Senior Developer: Just read the documentation! The documentation: