Yknow I had to do it.

When asked "How does it feel knowing that the software you work on will probably break soon?" the ex-Twitter engineer's response is simply: "Normal." This is peak software engineering nihilism! After Elon's takeover and mass layoffs, Twitter's remaining code base is basically held together with digital duct tape and a prayer. The single-word answer perfectly captures what every developer secretly thinks: our code is always one deploy away from catastrophic failure. It's not pessimism—it's just Tuesday in tech.

Content local variables when they see a "'" IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

Content Present time is it Str Wars 2000 Yes NO is it Whisky? les (Success

OH MY GOSH, THIS IS TOO REAL! 😂 The holy trinity of coding: typing (the 10% when you're actually writing code), scrolling (through StackOverflow desperately hunting for solutions), and staring (at your screen for hours wondering why your perfectly logical code is giving you 47 errors). That last one hits different at 2AM when you've been debugging the same function for 3 hours straight and your coffee's gone cold! The truth nobody tells you in CS classes - coding is 90% looking confused!

Content DON'T KNOW WHAT MICROSERVICES ARE AND AT THIS POINTUM AFRAID TO ASK

Content Lawyers: Learn from law school Doctors: Learn from Med school Programmers: just keep Googling stuff and it keeps working, made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io