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I JUST WROTE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CODE. OF MY LIFE. THEY CASUALLY HANDED ME AN IMPOSSIBLE PROBLEM. IN 48 HOURS AND 200 LINES, I SOLVED IT. ACADEMIA: MY GOD … THIS WILL MEAN A HALF-DOZEN PAPERS, A THESIS OR TWO, AND A PARAGRAPH IN EVERY TEXTBOOK ON QUEUING THEORY! BUSINESS:- YOU GOT THE PROGRAM TO STOP JAMMING UP? GREAT. WHILE YOURE FIXING STUFF CAN YOU GET OUTLOOK TO SYNC WITH OUR NEW PHONES?