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Content "Abolish the class system" Leftists Functional Programmers

Ah, the classic "just add one more feature" nightmare. The top shows a neat, organized highway interchange that handles traffic efficiently. The bottom? That's what happens when management says "it's just one tiny addition" to your beautifully architected system. This is why senior devs twitch uncontrollably when they hear "can we just add this small thing?" That 1001st requirement is never just appending a line of code—it's rebuilding the entire spaghetti junction while traffic is still flowing. And somehow you're expected to maintain both monstrosities without documentation. Just like real infrastructure, nobody appreciates good code until they're stuck in the traffic jam of technical debt.

STOP EVERYTHING! Someone just redefined every tech acronym and I'm absolutely DYING! 💀 AI isn't artificial intelligence anymore—it's "An Indian." API? Forget application programming interface, it's clearly "A Person in India." And don't get me started on LLM being "Low-cost Labor in Mumbai" instead of large language model! The tech outsourcing stereotype has reached catastrophic new heights with "GPT - Gujarati Professional Typist." My entire career is a lie and my resume needs a geography section now. I can't even!

Content It's up to you to break generational trauma. Java codeConvention Is camelCase Java codeConvention is camelCase It's ok rocky; you.use.whatever namingconvention you-feel-comfortable with. Listen here, you little shit It's bk rocky; you.Use whatever namingconvention -feel-comfortable with.

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Content I'M A DEVELOPER WITH OVER 10 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND DON'T UNDERSTAND MOST OF THE JOKES HERE AND I'MALWAYS TOO AFRAID TO ASK