whos ready to jump ship and get on the next burnout cycle?

Content Async ( 9 Paris Arc (I) OxAsync No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.

Content Me: just wrote 200 unsaved lines of code My computer: I have decided that I want to die

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[text] me explaining best practices to junior devs me writing the worst unmaintainable code ever

Content Over engineer a feature and take a week longer Complete the feature with a simple approach

Content When you have to use Android Studio on your 4GB RAM Intel Pentium Laptop. I'm sorry, little one.