While stuck in a “backlog grooming” meeting

[text] STOP DOING AGILE REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CHANGE EVERY TWO WEEKS YEARS of ESTIMATING yet no realworld evidence of anything getting done faster In order to reduce process we add more process statement dreamed up by the UTTERLY DERANGED POKER is a GAME not a PLANNING TOOL Tshirt size estimation belongs in the CLOTHING STORE not SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT Points represent complexity not time YET YOU KEEP MEASURING HOW MANY POINTS FIT IN A WEEK People who want to BURN DOWN belongs in JAIL not run software teams Same goes for people doing GROOMING This is REAL SCRUM done by REAL scrum masters Planning Work Start 50 points Done 70 points Remaining 100 points 17777 777 They have played us for absolute fools