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When your IDE font looks like you're writing a declaration of independence instead of code. That cursive font is so fancy it makes JavaScript look like it's about to sign a peace treaty with CSS. The code is literally wearing a tuxedo while the rest of us are debugging in pajamas. Imagine trying to debug this at 2 AM after your fifth coffee. "Is that a semicolon or just an artistic flourish?" Your pair programming partner would need calligraphy skills instead of coding knowledge. Sure, it looks pretty, but good luck finding that missing bracket when every curly brace looks like it's auditioning for a Jane Austen novel.

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