Where Do You Draw The Line

Content A friend of mine is a creative genius and always found solutions to problems you wouldn't think existed. A level computing. first semester and our assignment is to build a calculator in VB. We have a few weeks to get it done, most of us did it in a day or two though. The night before the deadline my mate sends me a text saying he's pulling an all nighter to get it done and he'll see me in college the following day with the wOrK. He arrives early looking like shit but with a proud smile. He wants to show off his calculator and plugs in his USB stick. He proudly says that he managed to get over 9500 if statements done for his calculator, and he would have done more if he started earlier. Turns out he decided that working out each mathematical calculation possible and putting them all into if statements was the right way of doing the assignment g Like Reply 13 6 - 1 min - Edited

The ultimate irony of working in tech! While enthusiasts fill their homes with smart fridges that judge their midnight snacking habits, actual tech workers maintain a strictly adversarial relationship with the one printer they reluctantly own. That mysterious grinding noise at 2:14 AM? Definitely the printer plotting its revenge. The paranoia is justified—anyone who's debugged a printer driver knows these devices operate on dark magic rather than actual protocols. The gun is just proper threat modeling for inevitable printer rebellion.

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