When you're taking a break but can't stop thinking about that bug...

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Content Everyone: it's a game for kids Programmers:

Content junior dev: why is it important to include comments in the codebase? me: because they supoorts future reading and modification junior dev: how come your code has none? Listen here, you little shit

Content Guess the number Man thinking of Umm Kis between one and three Four! It's between one and three, not Including one or three M! Yes, the number I was thinking of Was the letter M Is he right?

The ultimate dependency nightmare in one image! Two dudes casually sipping coconuts while their t-shirts reveal they're actually trying to initialize an OpenAI client with DeepSeek's API endpoint. It's like trying to pour Coke into a Pepsi bottle and expecting it to taste like Dr. Pepper. That code snippet is basically the software equivalent of putting diesel in a gasoline engine. The poor compiler is probably having a nervous breakdown watching this tropical API mashup unfold. The best part? That npm install command sitting there like "I tried to warn you, bro."

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