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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of modern cloud architecture! First we're all like "let's just vibe code" because who needs structure or security when you're disrupting industries, right?! 🙄 But then reality SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE when you put on those glasses and suddenly see what you've actually created—"Vulnerability as a Service"! HONEY, your startup isn't being innovative, it's being a 24/7 all-you-can-hack buffet for every script kiddie with a keyboard! The transformation from blissful ignorance to horrifying clarity is sending me into orbit! This is basically every CTO the morning after saying "we'll fix the security issues in the next sprint" for the 37th time in a row!

Academia burnout hits different depending on your options. Left side: monetize existing assets. Right side: transform into Heisenberg from Breaking Bad because those student loans aren't going to pay themselves off with a regular job. After years of fixing other people's broken code for free, you either start an OnlyFans or cook meth. Both involve chemistry—one's just more explosive than the other. The real lesson? Debugging other people's spaghetti code for three semesters will absolutely break your moral compass. Suddenly "I am the one who knocks" makes perfect sense when you've seen what people do with nested ternary operators.

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A tragic love story between standard output and /dev/null. One streams data with emotional attachment, the other is literally designed to discard everything it receives without a trace. In Unix systems, redirecting to /dev/null is basically sending your output into a digital black hole. It's the relationship equivalent of talking to someone who's permanently on mute with their camera off during a Zoom call.