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The holy wars over brace styles (Allman vs K&R) have raged for decades, but this... this is something else entirely. The code has braces on separate lines, same lines, random indentation, and what appears to be a permutation algorithm that's been formatted by someone who's clearly given up on life. It's like watching someone code with their elbows while having an existential crisis. The inconsistent spacing and alignment is what happens when you've been debugging for 16 hours straight and your soul has left your body. Remember kids, code style might be subjective, but there's a special place in hell for whoever wrote this abomination. Your IDE's auto-formatter is your friend, not your enemy.

Microsoft's favorite child flexing on its older sibling. C# swaggering in with its modern features, garbage collection that actually works, and not making you write 20 lines of boilerplate just to print "Hello World". Meanwhile, Java's still over there pretending verbosity is a feature, not a bug. The language war that never ends, but we all know which one we'd rather use for a new project when the boss isn't looking.