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Ah, the family tree of dependency hell! Just like how you can't exist without Mom and Dad, and they somehow need you to function (especially when they need tech support), your code shouldn't form these ridiculous loops either. This is basically every developer justifying their spaghetti architecture with "but it works in real life!" Sure, and my code works on my machine too. Doesn't mean it's not a disaster waiting to happen when someone else tries to untangle your family issues—I mean, dependencies.

Ah, the classic corporate solution to a late project: throw a project manager at it! Because nothing fixes a technical debt crisis like someone with a Gantt chart and an appetite for calendar invites. The punchline hits every developer where it hurts - suddenly your coding time gets sliced up like a pizza at a kindergarten birthday party. That precious 20% spent in meetings is actually optimistic. I've seen teams where developers became professional chair-warmers, only writing code in the mythical hours between "quick syncs" and "alignment discussions." The real tragedy? The project's still late, but now we have beautiful PowerPoint slides explaining exactly why.