When you alter the library to fit your application

Who needs actual therapy when you can just name your Python script thera.py ? It's cheaper, and unlike real therapists, it only judges your code, not your life choices. The perfect solution for developers who'd rather debug their code than their emotions. File extensions: solving mental health issues one pun at a time.

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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal programmer's nightmare captured in stick figure form! 😭 Left panel: "Science may discover immortality, but it won't happen in the next eighty years." Translation: We're all going to die before getting the good stuff. TYPICAL. Right panel: "You'll never find a programming language that frees you from the burden of clarifying your ideas." With the desperate plea "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" Honey, no programming language will EVER read your mind! The computer is just sitting there like "I literally cannot understand your vague gesturing and emotional sighs." The AUDACITY of having to explain yourself clearly! The HORROR of precise thinking! 💅

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