When the user don't search

Content else ifn

Content NAME? JAVASCRIPT WHAT THE FUCK JAVA prestibes

Content EVERY SCRUM MASTER WHEN ITS 10:01AND NO ONE IS AT STAND UP YET

Content IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME A DANISH GUY CREATED A C-LIKE PROGRAMING LANGUAGE. ID HAVE TWO NICKELS. WHICH ISN'T A imMAT. BUT TS WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE

Content "Dad, what IDE was the first IDE coded in?" "It was coded in a text editor. You just need a compiler" "How was the first compiler coded?" "It was written in assembly." "How was the first assembler created?" "Well, it was written in machine code" "But how did they write machine code?" "Editing the RAM using special hardware I assume." "How does the CPU.." "Jeeez just ask me where kids come from. This is a lot easier!"

When you've copy-pasted enough Stack Overflow solutions to make PowerShell bend to your will, but have absolutely no idea what any of those $_ variables or pipe operators actually do. You're just one Get-Help command away from being exposed as a complete fraud, but hey, as long as the script runs without crashing the production server, you're technically a "PowerShell programmer"... right? Right?!