When the documentation is trash but you make do with what you got

Content Find a first job out of college, It's programing but whatever. Start browsing rprogrammerHumor, find the posts funny. Actually understand the concepts behind the memes now. I understand the comments.

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Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README. 2:11 AM 07 Nov 18

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When functional programming meets religion, you get this masterpiece. Some genius actually implemented conditional baptism in Haskell, complete with type signatures and the Maybe monad to handle the existential uncertainty of your soul's salvation status. The function returns Nothing if you're already baptized (no double-dipping in holy water), and wraps you in a Just if you get the spiritual upgrade. Because apparently, even divine grace needs proper type checking. Next PR: implementing confession as a monadic error handler.