When the documentation is trash but you make do with what you got

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The duality of developer ethics! While parents and schools drill "plagiarism bad" into our brains, the reality of coding is... slightly different . That NES DPCM bugfix from Super Mario Bros? Just "inspiration" for your game! The stick figure duality is perfect - honest thief vs. defensive "borrower." Nintendo's legal team is typing furiously somewhere while retro game devs nod knowingly. It's not stealing if you call it "referencing legacy implementation patterns." 😏

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of thinking Windows 11 might be worth trying! 😱 One second you're living your best life in Linux paradise, and the next you're being ASSAULTED by Alt+Tab lag, resource-hungry bloatware, and a UI clearly designed by someone who hates humanity. And don't get me STARTED on those forced updates that strike like a ninja in the night! The final panel says it ALL. That traumatized pink square returning to Linux with "NEVER AGAIN" energy is literally my soul after that catastrophic Windows experiment. Thank goodness it was just a VM that could be deleted with extreme prejudice! 💅

OH. MY. GOD. This is the most REVOLUTIONARY sorting algorithm of our time! 💀 Who needs bubble sort or quicksort when you can just HALLUCINATE your sorted data?! The audacity of this function to claim O(0) time complexity while literally DELETING your original data and returning a completely made-up sorted list! It's the computational equivalent of "I don't like reality so I'm creating my own." Computer science professors EVERYWHERE are having simultaneous heart attacks. But hey, technically it's the fastest sorting algorithm in existence since it doesn't actually sort ANYTHING! Pure. Evil. Genius.

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The well-dressed manager stands confidently at the front of the boat, sunglasses on, looking important... while the engineering team frantically rows in the back, doing all the actual work. Ten years in the industry and nothing changes—managers taking credit for demos they didn't build, presentations they didn't make, and features they couldn't code. Meanwhile, we're drowning in technical debt and midnight deployments. But hey, at least someone's there to tell us we're "not meeting expectations" during performance reviews!