What's stopping you from coding like this?

Ah, the eternal programmer's dilemma – our brains are basically just self-sabotaging meat computers running on contradictory code. When we're coding, our brain screams "you're wasting your life!" But when we're relaxing, it's all "you lazy bum, get back to work!" And then we just stand there, holding our malfunctioning brain, screaming "WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT FROM ME?!" This is why programmers drink so much coffee – not for the energy, but to drown out the constant mental merge conflicts. The real bug was in our heads all along.

Post a question on Stack Overflow and you'll get two responses: silence or an orbital strike of downvotes. No middle ground. Just you, desperately running from the "marked as duplicate" tag while some guy with 500k reputation points dive-bombs your self-esteem from the stratosphere. The unwritten rule of Stack Overflow: your emergency is someone else's opportunity to remind you that you didn't search hard enough. Fun fact: Stack Overflow's most common comment is actually "What have you tried?" translated into 47 different programming languages.

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