What's stopping you from coding like this?

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole iamdevloper Put a five second delay - ex: Thread.Sleep (5000); behind every common action in your software, then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you. 82218 04:11:53 AM 7h

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After trying every fancy IDE and code editor known to mankind, you still find yourself crawling back to Notepad++ for that "final version" of your code. It's like dating supermodels but marrying your high school sweetheart. Sure, VSCode has extensions that practically write the code for you, JetBrains IDEs know what you want before you do, and Vim users won't shut up about their efficiency... but there's something comforting about that little green lizard watching you hack together a solution at 3 AM that just works . No judgment, no complex configurations—just you and your questionable code snippets in their purest form.

When your RGB RAM costs the same as a used car, you know you've entered the PC building dimension where priorities get... interesting. That Corsair Dominator Titanium DDR5 kit will set you back enough to buy a perfectly functional 2004 Volkswagen Golf. Both will get you places, but only one has RGB lighting and marginally better compile times. The real kicker? You'll justify the RAM purchase by saying "but I need it for Docker containers" while that Golf could actually take you to the office. But let's be honest, nobody's choosing reliable transportation over shaving 0.3 seconds off their webpack build time. Priorities are priorities.

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