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Oh. My. GOD! The security team's worst nightmare in one catastrophic image! 😱 The poor, helpless "User" is just chilling in the truck bed while being ABSOLUTELY SMOTHERED by every security measure known to mankind! IAM, Zero Trust, MFA, Anti-DDoS, WAF AND FIREWALL?! It's like watching someone wear a hazmat suit, bulletproof vest, and helmet just to check their email! Meanwhile, the Vulnerability Manager is desperately clinging on for dear life because HEAVEN FORBID we miss a single patch update! The security stack is literally crushing the user experience while they're all crammed into this digital clown car! And they wonder why users find workarounds... 💀

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Ah, the eternal dev dream: "Can AI just handle all this data conversion crap so I don't have to?" Meanwhile, every developer who's spent weeks building custom parsers for legacy government PDFs is quietly sobbing in the corner. The real treasury isn't money—it's the sanity we lost converting Excel to JSON. Pro tip: if you want to feel true pain, try parsing a PDF that was originally a scanned document from 1997 that someone converted to Word and then back to PDF again.