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Scooby-Doo taught us more about system architecture than any computer science degree. The top panel shows our hero proudly unveiling "decentralized computing" - a robust, distributed system that can withstand partial failures. But plot twist! In the bottom panel, he dramatically reveals that your company's "decentralized" solution was actually centralized computing all along - a single server disguised as a distributed system, ready to collapse when that one critical node fails at 3 AM on a holiday weekend. And you would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling SREs!

Ah, the eternal programmer's defense mechanism when confronted with the dreaded "it doesn't work" complaint. The meme perfectly captures the four horsemen of developer excuses: A) "Somebody must have changed my code" - The classic blame deflection. Because obviously your immaculate code couldn't possibly have bugs. B) "I haven't touched the code in weeks!" - The temporal defense. If it was working before and you haven't touched it, clearly the bug must have spontaneously generated itself. Quantum computing at its finest. C) "It worked yesterday" - The mysterious overnight code degradation excuse. As if code has an expiration date like milk. D) "It works on my machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" - The ultimate programmer's shrug. Not my problem if your environment can't handle my brilliance. Meanwhile, the cat's smug expression says it all - we know we're full of it, but we'll never admit that our code might actually be the problem. Time to suggest they restart their computer and pray the problem magically disappears!