What Was It Like For You

Content first day at a new job and other devs use a framework you are not familiar with, but you lied on your resume

Content SOFTWARE DEVELOPER SOFTWARE ENGINEER Software Development Engineer

Ah, the classic startup job description that translates to: "We need someone willing to sacrifice their entire existence for our product while we disguise burnout as passion." The red flags are brighter than a production server on fire! Basically saying "Don't apply if you value silly things like sleep, mental health, or having a life outside our codebase." Meanwhile, the green section might as well say "Perfect candidates include robots, workaholics, and people who've never heard of labor laws." The 2AM text messages part is particularly hilarious. Because nothing says "we respect your expertise" like a midnight Slack notification asking why the production database is suddenly speaking Klingon. Fun fact: Studies show that productivity dramatically decreases after 50 hours of work per week, but hey, who needs science when you have "massive rewards later" (which usually means stock options in a company with a 90% chance of failing).

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Content License agreements of different operating systems MacOS I promise that I will tell every person without asking why linux M is so much better than every other operating system.

Content My career in a graph Enthusiasm -My enthusiasm to work for a company -The enthusiasm of companies to hire me years of experience