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The financial restraint of gamers is inversely proportional to the discount percentage. At 50% off? "HOLD!" Still waiting. 70% off? "HOLD!" Not good enough. But when that sweet, sweet 95% discount hits? Suddenly we're all William Wallace charging into battle screaming "SUPPORT THE DEVS!" as if we didn't just wait for the game to cost less than a coffee. The cognitive dissonance of feeling like industry champions while essentially waiting for games to be practically free is the silent agreement between gamers and their empty wallets.

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The natural evolution of developer communities. Regular programming forums? Meh, good luck finding an answer that isn't "just Google it." Linux folks? Suddenly formal attire and a surprising willingness to help—as long as you've read all 47 man pages first. Web3 communities? Grinning ear-to-ear because they've convinced themselves that storing a JPEG on a blockchain for $800 in gas fees is revolutionary. The hierarchy of delusion is complete.

The eternal developer dilemma: choosing between light and dark themes! On the left, the bright and cheerful "/tmp" directory bathed in sunlight (clearly for those morning coding sessions), and on the right, the ominous dark "/tmp" folder under stormy skies (perfect for 2 AM debugging marathons). The poor developer stands at the crossroads, knowing that whichever path they choose, their files will still vanish mysteriously after a reboot. The real horror isn't the spooky castle—it's the ephemeral nature of temporary storage!

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