We Do Not Care

Content 09st MARCH Programming youtubers after narrating their code instead of explaining what it does 560 0: 68 286 2.286 4563 1.156 0287 NIA teach 344 0234 0.1204 NIAT 0.1902

Why fix what's broken when you can just throw it away and build it again from scratch in Rust? Developers turning their noses up at the sensible option of refactoring existing code because the siren call of rewriting everything in a shiny new language is just too tempting. Sure, it'll take 6 months longer, introduce 47 new bugs, and the business stakeholders will be pulling their hair out, but hey—at least you'll get to tell everyone at meetups that you're "memory safe" now.

Content I don't need to write clean code. This is just the proof of concept. Once I know for sure this solution will work, will go back and clean this mess up. Well it works better than I anticipated and my boss wants it deployed ASAP. Maybe I'II rewrite it once it's been in prod for a few months.

That moment of existential dread when a coworker checks out your Git branch and sees the unholy abomination of code you've been working on. Suddenly all your variable names like final_final_v2_WORKS and those 47 commented-out debugging console.log() statements are on full display. Your commit messages reading "fix stuff" and "please work" aren't helping your case either. The digital equivalent of someone walking into your house while it's an absolute disaster.

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Content EVERYONE ELSE IS EXCITED TO WRITE THEIR FIRST PROGRAM, BUTL'M EXCITED TO WRITE MY LAST. PUT GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!" TO OUTPUT imatlin.com