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Content Automating something in 5 hours feels 100x better than solving it by hand in 10 minutes. CHANGE MY MIND imgrip.com

THE AUDACITY! Someone has the NERVE to mock DOOM's source code for having "no structs, no classes" only to get absolutely DESTROYED when they actually look inside and find—GASP—structs everywhere! 😱 The betrayal! The drama! It's like bragging about how your vegan friend eats no meat and then finding their freezer PACKED with bacon. The shocked cat face is literally all of us when our smug programming hot takes get obliterated by actual facts. Moral of the story: maybe CHECK the legendary code before trashing it, you absolute AMATEUR! 💅

Content What if we used 100 of the brain? annie soychotic Every time I have a programming question and I rly need help, I post it on Reddit and then log into another account and reply to it with an obscenely incorrect answer. Ppl don't care about helping others but they LOVE correcting others. Works 100 of the time ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Software Engineer Nerdius geekius computerus Native Range The elusive Software Engineer is a nocturnal creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupted while at work, and it is theorized that their penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance-like state of coding. Not suprisingly, Software Engineers are soli- tary creatures, except for the occasional gather- ings called "code reviews." In these gather- ings, engineers gently pace around a clearing sizing up each other's work. Although occa- sional battles will erupt, they mostly end with- out injury, and the engineers will retreat to their desks and continue to hibernate. Diet: Pizza, caffeinated beverages, potato chips Conservation Status: Endangered (due to poaching and head hunting) Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over indentation styles.

OMG, the IT department has LOST THEIR MINDS! They've stacked every network switch in the building into this absolute MONSTROSITY of a Christmas tree! The colorful ethernet cables are like garland, the star screensaver is the cherry on top, and the whole thing is one trip away from the most CATASTROPHIC network outage in history! Meanwhile, Santa's over here writing SQL queries to determine who's been naughty or nice. Honestly, this is what happens when you give network engineers holiday spirit and zero supervision. The database admin is probably having HEART PALPITATIONS right now!

Content the genie looking at me after i wish to make silicon an insulator