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Nothing says "we're desperate for developers" like being excited about project management software. It's like posting "ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT EXCEL SPREADSHEETS?!" and expecting a stampede of applicants. Every developer just translated that job post as "we have 9,000 tickets in backlog and management wants daily status updates in triplicate." The only people thriving in that environment are the ones selling anxiety medication.

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The eternal developer graveyard of unfinished projects claims another victim. That suggestion to "finish your last project" might as well be suggesting cold fusion or dividing by zero. The look of pure existential dread says it all - we don't start projects, we merely begin permanent relationships with GitHub repos we'll eventually ghost. That folder labeled "projects" on your drive is basically a digital hospice where good intentions go to flatline.