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You know that third-party API you integrated six months ago? The one that promised "stable endpoints" and "backward compatibility"? Yeah, they just pushed their 47th breaking change this quarter. Your codebase is now a tangled mess of adapters, wrappers, and deprecated method calls that somehow still work but nobody knows why. The kid in the tuba perfectly captures what your integration layer looks like after chasing these "minor updates" and "improvements." What started as a simple REST call now requires authentication flows that changed three times, response formats that shifted from XML to JSON to "JSON but with extra steps," and documentation that was last updated when dinosaurs roamed the earth. Best part? Their changelog just says "various improvements and bug fixes." Cool, cool. Let me just rewrite my entire service layer real quick.

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