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Content rProgrammerHumor u500DaysOfSummer 2h i.redd.it Ladies and Gentleman, the award for Developer of tue Year goes to: Elon Musk elonmusk Replying to pmarca A small API change had massive ramifications. The code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason. Will ultimately need a complete rewrite. 12:27 PM 06 Mar 23 18.1K Views 4 15.1k 1273 Share rprogramminghorror uEclecticIndividual99 3h i.redd.it Twitter has accidentally blocked its own Web Service from accessing Twitter API. Which means that people trying to access Twitter from their browsers (web) won't be able to do so. https:twitter.com C 5 Incognito (2) "errors": "message": "Your current API plan does not include access to this endpoint, please see https:developer.twitter.comendocstwitter-api for more information", "code": 467111

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The corporate theater of "Scrum" in its natural habitat. Company claims they're using Scrum methodology, but when pressed for details, they confess it's actually waterfall with sprints awkwardly bolted on—basically waterfall wearing a Scrum costume. It's like claiming you're vegan while eating a burger and explaining "Well, I chew in 2-week increments." The relief on the questioner's face says it all: finally, someone admitted what everyone already knew. The charade can end, and actual work can begin.