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Ah, Santa's gone full DBA this year! The perfect ugly Christmas sweater for that database admin who spends December filtering out the naughty list. Instead of checking it twice, Santa's running SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' and sorting that table twice for good measure. The "SQL Clause is coming to town" pun is the kind of dad joke that makes junior devs roll their eyes while secretly wanting the sweater for themselves. Just pray Santa's database is properly indexed, or those good children might not get their presents until February.

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Ah, the classic regex email validation bell curve. The sweet spot of sanity sits right in the middle where people use a simple EMAIL.CONTAINS('@') check and call it a day. On the low IQ end, you've got folks using the same basic check, blissfully unaware of the horrors that await. On the high IQ end, you've got the regex wizards who've stared into the abyss of RFC 5322 compliance and returned with that monstrosity at the top of the image. After 15 years in the industry, I've come to accept that email validation is like quicksand—the harder you fight for perfection, the deeper you sink. Just check for an @ symbol and move on with your life. Your sanity will thank you.